Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
