Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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