Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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