Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
wow bdsm is so cute
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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