check it out our google latitudes are spooning
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I fill condoms, not promises.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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