I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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