YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Randomize