As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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