On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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