So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I will be naked everywhere
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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