Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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