Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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