I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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