your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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