Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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