Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Randomize
