I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Randomize