I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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