The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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