His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
he was CRYING into my vagina
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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