He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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