Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize