I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Found your dick twin last night
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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