I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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