the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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