do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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