What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
