Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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