You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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