I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
we should paint friendship bongs
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