It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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