I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Sext me about skeletons
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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