Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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