Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize
