Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
She told me I should be a condom model.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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