So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Randomize