just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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