That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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