if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
