i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
