They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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