i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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