yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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