Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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