random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
where are you?
Hypothermia
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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