I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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