white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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