Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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