So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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