Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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