it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
