i just google imaged poop.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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