So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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