She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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